The small screen is trying to make us forget the big one.
Recently, I discussed “Helstrom.” The week before I focused on “Star Trek: Prodigy,” “M.O.D.O.K.,” “Invincible” and several other upcoming TV shows, all discussed at New York Comic-Con.
And. There. Is. Still. More.
SHADOW OF THE BAT
It’s been a minute since The CW announced that Ruby Rose was leaving “Batwoman” after one season, to be replaced by Javicia Leslie as an entirely new character wearing the suit. And now the suit itself is changing, according to The CW.
Not by a lot, in that basic black with red highlights is going to look pretty much the same from a distance, no matter what incidentals are changed.
The only thing I worry about is if the new character, Ryan Wilder, is introduced in a plausible way.
And the show is already in a hole when it comes to that. I mean, when Rose’s Kate Kane was introduced, the explanation for the lack of a Batman was that he was missing. That goes down the wrong way for Batman fans, because the only way Bruce Wayne would abandon Gotham is if he were dead. So either Batman’s dead (bad) or he’s acting out of character (worse). It doesn’t help that this is the same excuse used on the “Birds of Prey” TV show back in 2002 — and it stunk up the place then.
But, OK, if I can muster enough suspension of disbelief to accept that someone can swing around buildings on a rope without yanking their arms out of their sockets, sure, I can compartmentalize the entirely unconvincing “Batman is missing” bit long enough to enjoy the show. Except now we have to somehow accept that Batwoman has also bailed.
How will they explain Kate Kane leaving the show? Will they kill her? Will she go missing with Batman? Is there any plausible way she can pass the mantle?
Further, Kane is family (she’s Bruce’s first cousin) and the new character, Ryan Wilder, is not. How can they give her the suit without Luke Fox’s head exploding?
These are the questions that keep comics fans awake at night. The Arrowverse usually manages to paper over production problems within the story. But this is a big one.
On the good news front, Leslie is more physically robust than the petite Rose, and is therefore a more convincing action hero. Plus, she looks great in the suit.
THE FIST OF KHONSHU
Here’s some big news: Oscar Isaac is in talks to portray Moon Knight for Marvel’s TV arm.
For those who don’t know (and shame on you), Moon Knight is Marc Spector, a former Marine and mercenary whose life was saved by the Egyptian moon god Khonshu, with the promise to be the deity’s avatar on Earth. Spector was granted mild super-powers in the form of enhanced strength, speed and durability, which wax and wane with the moon.
As a bonus, Spector also suffers from dissociative identity disorder, meaning you get multiple characters for the price of one. In addition to Moon Knight, Spector’s other personalities include cabbie Jake Lockley and millionaire Steven Grant. The latter finances Moon Knight’s crusade.
If Isaac signs on the dotted line, he’s another A-lister to feather Marvel’s cap, and welcome news to fans. We already know how well Isaac can handle genre fare, given his portrayal of Poe Dameron in the latest Star Wars trilogy and the titular villain in “X-Men: Apocalypse,” plus roles in “Annihilation” and “Ex Machina.” He also stars in “Dune,” currently scheduled for an Oct. 1, 2021, release.
Behind the scenes, Jeremy Slater is developing the show and heading the writing team. That’s also good news, as he did much the same for “Umbrella Academy.” If you’re reading this column you probably know how well that turned out.
IN BRIGHTEST DAY
Given the critical drubbing Ryan Reynolds’ “Green Lantern” received, one might think the property radioactive. One would be wrong.
HBO Max has placed an order for 10, one-hour episodes of “Green Lantern” the TV series. It’s expected to be a deluxe production like “Watchmen,” which means it might have a bigger budget than the movie!
It’s also got a murderer’s row of creators. Seth Grahame-Smith, who wrote “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” (novel) and the “LEGO Batman Movie” (screenplay), is the showrunner. The Arrowverse’s Greg Berlanti is a producer, and co-writer of the first episode.
But Hal Jordan (the Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern) may be considered damaged goods, because he won’t be on the show. Nor will the two next-best-known Lanterns, John Stewart and Kyle Rayner. Instead the show will feature:
n Simon Baz, a Muslim who has good reason to distrust authority
n Jessica Cruz, a Latina with agoraphobia
n Guy Gardner, a hot head who thinks with his fists.
n Alan Scott, the first Green Lantern from the 1940s, who is gay
I’m not a big Gardner fan — there’s a fine line between being aggressive and being a bully, and not all writers find it — but Baz and Cruz are very welcome. And Scott should be fascinating. , and not just because he’s gay. Well, partly that. It’s only recently that DC wrote a new version of the character as gay, which has been extended to the original going back to his 1940 introduction.
It actually works without too much squinting; the character had virtually no private life on the pages of his 1940s adventures, and the closest he had to a girlfriend was Harlequin (no, not that one), a woman named Molly Mayne who committed crimes with clown gimmicks to attract Green Lantern’s (romantic) attention. Which, no surprise, didn’t work.
So, sure, it makes sense he’s gay. And all the more interesting, given how he had to stay in the closet through one of the most macho periods in American history. His oblique comments in current comics still reflect his almost reflexive sense of privacy.
But aside from that, what gives comics fans the tingles is that Scott isn’t connected to the other Green Lanterns. Hal Jordan and his ilk get their super-scientific rings from the Guardians of Oa, but Scott’s ring is magic, carved from a talking meteor. So how they plan to connect Scott to the other Lanterns has comics fans on tenterhooks.
Yes, we are weird.
DON’T YIELD, BACK S.H.I.E.L.D.!
What could possibly induce megastar Samuel L. Jackson to star in a small-screen production? How about a “Nick Fury” series?
The recent announcement by Variety had few details, so there’s no telling what “Nick Fury” (if it’s called that) will be about. That gives us the opportunity to crank up the Speculat-O-Tron!
Will it continue the story from the teaser scene in “Spider-Man: Far From Home,” with Fury in space? (Most observers think he’s building the space station from S.W.O.R.D., the Sentient World Observation and Response Department, which in the comics guards Earth from invasion.)
Will it include the now unemployed Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.? (Chloe Bennet’s Daisy Johnson would be most welcome.)
Will it have Big Name guest stars? Maybe, since Jackson has always been the vital linchpin in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, appearing in 11 Marvel movies (so far) and two episodes of “S.H.I.E.L.D.”
Given that Fury left S.H.I.E.L.D. in “Captain America: The Winter Soldier,” we can’t even assume the catchphrase above is in play. Maybe we need a new one? Like “Don’t Be Bored, Join Our S.W.O.R.D.”! Or “Spicy Like Curry, It’s Nick Fury!’
Yeah, needs work.